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By a Sheer Chance...

By a sheer chance Petrovich
Put his junk in English tea.
Everything at once turned novel:
English dick and junky tea.
 
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Lately For My Hon I Made

Lately for my hon I made
Price list for my services.
On the prices eyes he laid
And no longer covets me.
 
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Time Was Moved an Hour Ahead

Time was moved an hour ahead -
Globe's filled with anxiety.
Johnson used to rise in bed,
Now - on bus, insanity!
 
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Darling Doesn't Want to Kiss Me

Darling doesn't want to kiss me,
Doesn't covet me at all.
I will marry him to piss him,
Let him suffer in my thrall!
 
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In The Window Bloom Two Flowers

In the window bloom two flowers -
Light blue one and scarlet one.
I won't give it to my darling,
He's no child: let's get it done.
 
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Steamboat Pushed Onshore...

Steamboat pushed onshore. Disaster!
Captain yells: Full steam ahead!
How is such dick head entrusted
With the steamboat? What a dread!
 
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Now The Mausoleum I'm Hitting

Now the Mausoleum I'm hitting
In a window there's a penis.
It is surely a greeting,
And the dick, for sure, is Lenin's.
 

Darling Sits On Threshold Base

Darling sits on threshold base
With expression on his face.
The expression he portrays
Is like thing that touches base.
 
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Yaroslavl' Prison Ward

Yaroslavl' prison ward
Welcomed flock of little birds.
They have found a way inside,
Getting out? - Never mind!
 
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Up The Hill's A Grindstone Spare,

Up the hill's a grindstone spare,
Underneath: a harrow stands:
Foreman fucks a dappled mare,
It's no skin off my nose, man.
 
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By Thy Feet I'm Gonna Drag Thee

By thy feet I'm gonna drag thee
To the bushes at the curb:
Who would fuck a beauty queen bee
On the road? I'm not a twerp.
 
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We Don't Sow And We Don't Furrow

We don't sow and we don't furrow,
We kill time without slight.
We swing schlongs from church bell tower,
Driving clouds out of sight.
 
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Guinness Book of Records's Boggled

Guinness Book of Records's boggled
By Vassily's recent trick:
Three half-liter vodka bottles
He can drink in single swig.
 
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I Was Spreading For A Geek

I was spreading for a geek
Right on top of lean-to mound
Girlfriends, 'penis' is a 'dick'
But a very tiny one...
 

When Discussing Plans of NATO

When discussing plans of NATO,
Can I be polite? I cannot!
I'm in general perverse,
I can't live without a curse!
 
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