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Darling Hugs Me Everywhere

Darling hugs me everywhere,
Whispers gentle words with glee,
He's attempting to declare
The exclusive rights on me!
 
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Once a Wife, In Bed With Hubby

Once a wife, in bed with hubby,
Showed him 'Sex guide for a dummy.'
But he couldn't grasp its drift,
Good that neighbor's help was swift.
 
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My Love Serves In Riot Cop Squad

My love serves in riot cop squad,
Always carrying long stick,
Saying, he strolls just with ramrod,
But I know he is with chick!
 
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Fell Asleep, And In My Dream

Fell asleep, and in my dream
My beloved one crawls to me.
Don't be shy, I whisper, come,
Maiden's sleep is deep and calm.
 
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Darling, When You're Set to Drown

Darling, when you're set to drown,
Stop at my place to say: Ciao.
I will see you to the pond
And will show a deeper spot!
 
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Oh, My Bones Made Crunching Sound

Oh, my bones made crunching sound
When my darling hugged my spread.
Still his footsteps can be found -
Take your boots off while in bed!
 
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Don't French Kiss Me

Don't french kiss me, it's a heist,
Holy Mary I am not.
I won't bear Jesus Christ,
Doesn't matter what you plot!
 
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Girls were running on the ice

Versions: #2
Girls were running on the ice,
Had frozen up their device.
And without this device
Girls have no any spice.
 
© Uncommon

I was sitting on terrace

I was sitting on terrace
With expression on my face
And expressed by my face
Was with what you sit on terrace
 
© Uncommon

I Had Trouble With The Misses

I had trouble with the misses
Everywhere since I was kid.
Aunties beat me for the nieces,
And for daughters - mommies did.
 
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I Sail With My Sweetheart Blonde

I sail with my sweetheart blonde
Back and forth across the pond,
But my boat I cannot moor -
Husband waits with log on shore.
 
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Hammer's Left And Sickle's Right

Hammer's left and sickle's right:
That's the sign of Soviet pride.
Whether you reap or you forge,
You'll get nothing but the scourge.
 
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Northern Capital's Three Hundred

Northern capital's three hundred,1
The whole country celebrates.
Schools and hospitals've been plundered,
There's no money for updates.
 

• 1. 300 years anniversary of St. Petersburg, Russia

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Darling Doesn't Kiss Me...

Darling doesn't kiss me, hissing:
'During Fast it is third rail.'
But the love without kissing's
Like a cow without tail!
 
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By The Elm Tree Near Pines

By the elm tree near pines
I made love to you three times,
But just two times under pines,
My tool too needs rest sometimes!
 
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Heavy Fog Hangs Outside

Heavy fog hangs outside,
Nappy's dry already.
All your love has been a lie,
All, except your baby.
 
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I Was Beaten By My Mommy

I was beaten by my mommy
For my daily late homecoming.
Not to wake her up I will
Come home for the morning drill!
 
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Two Lovers

Far away and nearby
I have got two lovers.
I love one in winter time,
Summer's for the other.
 
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By a Sheer Chance...

By a sheer chance Petrovich
Put his junk in English tea.
Everything at once turned novel:
English dick and junky tea.
 
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Lately For My Hon I Made

Lately for my hon I made
Price list for my services.
On the prices eyes he laid
And no longer covets me.
 
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Time Was Moved an Hour Ahead

Time was moved an hour ahead -
Globe's filled with anxiety.
Johnson used to rise in bed,
Now - on bus, insanity!
 
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Darling Doesn't Want to Kiss Me

Darling doesn't want to kiss me,
Doesn't covet me at all.
I will marry him to piss him,
Let him suffer in my thrall!
 
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In The Window Bloom Two Flowers

In the window bloom two flowers -
Light blue one and scarlet one.
I won't give it to my darling,
He's no child: let's get it done.
 
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Steamboat Pushed Onshore...

Steamboat pushed onshore. Disaster!
Captain yells: Full steam ahead!
How is such dick head entrusted
With the steamboat? What a dread!
 
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Now The Mausoleum I'm Hitting

Now the Mausoleum I'm hitting
In a window there's a penis.
It is surely a greeting,
And the dick, for sure, is Lenin's.
 

Darling Sits On Threshold Base

Darling sits on threshold base
With expression on his face.
The expression he portrays
Is like thing that touches base.
 
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Yaroslavl' Prison Ward

Yaroslavl' prison ward
Welcomed flock of little birds.
They have found a way inside,
Getting out? - Never mind!
 
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Up The Hill's A Grindstone Spare,

Up the hill's a grindstone spare,
Underneath: a harrow stands:
Foreman fucks a dappled mare,
It's no skin off my nose, man.
 
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By Thy Feet I'm Gonna Drag Thee

By thy feet I'm gonna drag thee
To the bushes at the curb:
Who would fuck a beauty queen bee
On the road? I'm not a twerp.
 
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We Don't Sow And We Don't Furrow

We don't sow and we don't furrow,
We kill time without slight.
We swing schlongs from church bell tower,
Driving clouds out of sight.
 
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Guinness Book of Records's Boggled

Guinness Book of Records's boggled
By Vassily's recent trick:
Three half-liter vodka bottles
He can drink in single swig.
 
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I Was Spreading For A Geek

I was spreading for a geek
Right on top of lean-to mound
Girlfriends, 'penis' is a 'dick'
But a very tiny one...