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Maidens Played With Local Schoolboy

Maidens played with local schoolboy
In the forest clearing,
They torn up all ropes in shrewd ploy,
Broke his stiffy, cheering.
 
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The Electric Current

The electric current scurries
In wall socket back and forth.
Comes and goes in rapid flurries,
Kids, then what do we pay for?
 
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She Ain't Pretty, People Sneer

'She ain't pretty' people sneer.
Well, so what if that's true?
But when I consume some beer,
Anyone I can do!
 
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In The North I Bore The Brunt

In the North I bore the brunt,
Digging gold down under,
If it were not for my cunt,
I'd have died from hunger.
 
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Some Young Dude Is Lying Still

Some young dude is lying still
Under bridge for days. Oh no!
There's no way to find for Jill
Where her husband's hanging low.
 
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Pump Is Lying On The Bridge

Pump is lying on the bridge -
It fell off the wagon.
Pile of horse shit's in the ditch -
Mares are stupid nags all.
 
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Opening The Door

Opening the door: Oh, Good Lord!
Four gross faces have my wife floored,
And they all look pleased with life.
'Renovation', says my wife.
 
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Once Three Girlfriends Out Of Spite

Once three girlfriends out of spite
Fucked the son of local priest.
But the priest was in a plight:
He jerked off till midnight feast.
 
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O'er The Edge Of Our Town

O'er the edge of our town
Foxbat MiG1 was flying by,
On the logs I've fallen down,
Popped my cherry on the fly.
 

• 1. MiG-25: one of the fastest and loudest supersonic interceptor aircraft in the world

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Rumbling Tanks On Cobblestone

Rumbling tanks on cobblestone
Pavement roared like deep hell.
It's the moans behind the wall
Didn't let us sleep well.
 
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Someone Stripped My Bike For Parts

Someone stripped my bike for parts
In the yard: it's so lame!
The torpedo short fuze parts
I'll hide in its old frame.
 
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Granny Says To Her Old Hubby

Granny says to her old hubby:
'Why don't you buy me a Caddy?
If you don't buy me a Caddy,
I'll leave you for other daddy.'
 
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I Once Loved My School Professor

I once loved my school professor,
Missed the school - he said: God, bless her!
Skipped one day, slept for two more,
Still my GPA was four!
 
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Holy Sunday Comes Tomorrow

Holy Sunday comes tomorrow,
Many cakes they'll bake to treat.
They will slather them and show them,
Only won't give us to eat.
 
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I Don't Need Full Vodka Bottle

I don't need full vodka bottle
At art gallery to dawdle.
Just a quart's enough for me
To relax and to be free.
 
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Oligarchs And Nouveau Riches

Oligarchs and nouveau riches,
Why don't you eat humble pie?
You have put the folks in stitches,
Scumbags, you deserve to die!
 
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In The Clinics Docs Became

In the clinics docs became
Angrier than vicious bees.
Clueless, boorish, and so lame,
For no reason rude to me.
 
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I Don't Know About Your Place 2

I don't know about your place,
But in Moscow frankly
Every man's and woman's face
Has become so angry.
 
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Where Can I Find Such Love Song

Where can I find such love song
Heard by all folks, North and South?
So that in-laws quiet down,
So that my wife shut her mouth.
 
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Lakes And Ponds Were Sold At Auction

Lakes and ponds were sold at auction,
Creeks and land were sold as well.
We will soon run out of options,
No more water's left to sell.
 
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We Will Ruin All State Farming

We will ruin all state farming,
We will sell all towns offshore,
Just manure we'll be churning:
It will last forevermore.
 
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Past The House Of My In-Laws 2

Past the house of my in-laws
I walk with profound respect,
Sometimes I drop hundred dollars
Or show reverence unchecked.
 
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To Protect Your Health From Gimmicks

To protect your health from gimmicks,
For your eyes to shine like gem,
Never ever go to clinics,
No more doctors're left in them!
 
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People Are Concerned About...

People are concerned about
Ruble's volatility.
Their minds have been blanked out,
Surely by senility!
 
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Sun Is Rising O'er The River

Sun is rising o'er the river,
Fields're in snow from recent storms.
Many times I told you, dear:
Pigs will surely grow horns!
 
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Once Three Maidens Fell Asleep

Once three maidens fell asleep,
Under window sleep is deep.
Nude they woke up on the floor,
And three virgins they're no more.
 
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In Suburban Moscow Gardens

In suburban Moscow gardens
There are way too many weeds,
Moscow streets, I beg your pardon,
Got more assholes than they need.
 
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Once My Sweetheart...

Once my sweetheart gave me bold
Necklace, all from solid gold.
My life's finished, from now on
Bed won't hold up 'til the dawn!
 
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Hedgehog Came Out Of The Fog Mass

Hedgehog came out of the fog mass,
Had some vodka, just a half-glass,
Bread and sausage, skipped the rest,
- Native forest is the best!
 
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In Our Lovely City Park

In our lovely city park
Bike paths are aplenty.
Spots, where girls fall down, we shark,
Peek at raised legs gently.
 
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Men Can't Live Without Baileys

Men can't live without Baileys,
Pasta and the apple pie,
Without love of pretty ladies,
Without horns that grow awry.
 
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At The Entrance Round The Corner

At the entrance 'round the corner
Smell of moonshine's getting stronger:
That's the husband of our Katrin
Coming home from fishing day trip.
 
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