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Mowing

I am mowing, sweetheart follows,
Wiggling mowed hay really well.
From long wait my wiggly wallows
Between legs and hurts like hell.
 
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My Soul's Hurting

My soul's hurting, it's no sham:
I'm a beauty - yes, I am.
But about my sexual favors
My man never gives a damn!
 
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Still Waters

When a broad swam in still waters,
Catfish wallowed in her bottoms.
Now she can't forget the thrash
Of its gentle long mustache!
 
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Good Morning, Columbus

Versions: #2
Good morning, Sir ('teacher'). I know that I'm late,
But I got stuck in a dream.
It happens, Sir, that dreams take me away.
Trying to teach me how.
I want to understand your dream geography.
Lend me your time, all of your time.
 
CHORUS:
I look around when I'm dreaming
And sleep well, map in hand.
Just like Christopher Columbus,
I awake near the land of dreams.
 
I dream myself away.
 
Good morning, Columbus. Are you here in my dream?
These are friends of mine:
Rebecca, Fredrika and that one is called Jim.
I dozed off, so we met.
 
CHORUS:
I look around when I'm dreaming
And sleep well, map in hand.
Just like Christopher Columbus,
I awake near the land of dreams.
 
I dream myself away.
 
Good morning, Sir, it's me again.
Stuck in the dream. Teach me to master your geography.
Dreaming. Lost
 
CHORUS*2:
I look around when I'm dreaming
And sleep well, map in hand.
Just like Christopher Columbus,
I awake near the land of dreams.
 
I dream myself away.
Still in a dream.
I'm taking a look around...
 

Don't You Gaze, My Dear Neighbor

Don't you gaze, my dear neighbor,
In my windows at night time!
Better do your wife a favor
And make love to her full-time!
 
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The Fiddler

People, help! The fiddler's1 drowning,
He can barely swim. Hold on!
I don't care about him drowning,
Pity that his fiddle's gone!
 

• 1. lit. - an accordion player

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An ambulance with a siren

Versions: #2
An ambulance with a siren
Rushed through village, by the center.
This is the chairwoman of the
Village council choked by member1.
 

• 1. Here the game of the word “member” is used: the literal meaning is “a member of a party or council”, and the meaning in slang is 'a penis'

Евгений Виноградов

Forest Trip

Forest trip? Girls, don't you dare:
On the mountain waits the bear,
His brown coat's too tight to wear,
Fucking you's his goal, I swear!
 
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I Was Lying With My Dude

I was lying with my dude
Absolutely in the nude,
'Cause to show my beauty off
I have taken panties off.
 
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Yes, I Vowed...

Yes, I vowed and bet my knave tooth
That I've never been unfaithful.1
But five times since then it's been:
I had tooth implants put in!
 

• 1. to my boyfriend

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Once I Loved A Riot Force Kid

Once I loved a riot force1 kid
For his ardent nature:
When his hand could not reach something,
He helped with his truncheon.
 

• 1. Riot police squad member

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Yet Again My Darling Denny

Yet again my darling Denny
Had to run away in haste.
Hubby didn't lose a penny:
Denny's left his briefs misplaced!
 
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In The Bathroom

I spent three hours in the bathroom,
My lad waited at the door.
When he saw my birthday costume,
He dropped dead on hallway floor.
 
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Oh, My Dear Girlfriend...

Oh, my dear girlfriend, let me
Tell you in strict secret:
I enjoyed a lot of candy,
But big dick's the best yet!
 
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When You Get Your Monthly Pension

When you get your monthly pension,
It's so good to feel alive.
But we don't know: till the next one
Will all manage to survive?!
 
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Our Village

Our village is a strange one -
It stands backwards, it's no fun!
And the guys are all bad, bar none, -
No one marries me, not one!
 
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My darling with brains wasn't blessed...

My darling with brains wasn't blessed
He offered me an oral sex.
Under the blanket we jumped in.
He was screaming, I couldn't scream!
 

Wealthy Broker Drives A Bentley

Wealthy broker drives a Bentley,
Salesman drives a Ford truck.
If my tram could catch up with them,
I'd smash their broad mugs.
 
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Don't Chastise Me, Dear Mommy

Don't chastise me, dear mommy,
That I spilled fresh sour cream,
Past the house walked my Tommy,
I was lost in deep day dream.
 
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Perestroika, perestroika

Versions: #2
Perestroika, perestroika,
What have you done to Soviet folks:
Even old grandma Matryona
Went to church in summer shorts!
 

I Am Playing Solitaire

I am playing solitaire,
Spending all night on new fling.
On myself I'll lay, I swear,
Not a jack but diamond king.
 
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Honey Bathed Me In A Steam Bath

Honey bathed me in a steam bath,
Whipped me with birch twigs like mad,
When the time has come to get some,1
He said that he's tired dead.
 

• 1. to have sex

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In a feather-bed I'm tucked...

Versions: #3
In a feather-bed I'm tucked
Dressed in see through tutu
How could I not get fucked
I'm prima assoluta?!
 

My Beloved One Doesn't Kiss Me

My beloved one doesn't kiss me,
Saying that my lips are fat!
Why do I go on and kiss him,
Such a big-eyed owen brat!
 
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I Have Turned So Many Down

I have turned so many down,
I've rejected everyone.
Now I'm left alone and out -
No one marries me, I'm done!
 
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What Should We Do After Party

What should we do after party:
You go home and I go too?
I am thinking that the party
Is when I go home with you!
 
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All The Cuties're Simply Cuties

All the cuties're simply cuties,
Mine's a model to adore.
Once, when she forgot her door keys,
She would crawl under the door!
 
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I Have Fallen For A Fat Girl

I have fallen for a fat girl,
With the fatty I'm obsessed.
In my arms I'd carry my pearl,
If she weighed a little less.
 
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Don't You Try To Grab My Tit

'Don't you try to grab my tit,
Your hand is so cold that I'm awed.'
'Ah, stop giving me this shit,
As if you're such a noble broad.'
 
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Mug of Kuzya's Son

Mug of Kuzya's son is thick,
It is asking for a brick.
And his soul is also sick,
Moonshine's what it needs and quick.
 
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To The Convent I Will Go

To the convent I will go,
Praying to Almighty:
Would the Lord on me bestow
Gigot-sized dick nightly.
 
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For A Few Years, Maybe More

For a few years, maybe more
My beloved won't let me score.
Last night, crazed, I heard a troat,
And I fucked a neighbor's goat.
 
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