13.08.2017
Story of a piece of pizza
He was eating pizza
at his girlfriend house
she took of his piece
and that's how the story started
Her mother who was twangy
reproaching her daughter
said
'don't be piggish
that there's too much pizza'
'What a piece of pizza her boyfriend gave her
I don't know how she could swallow it all
it was a piece that weighed a pound
the girl let a sight loose by seeing it' And looking at the eyes
the girlfriend said to the boyfriend
'I ate it so gladly
that it seemed small'
And the mother yelled
'Don't be fanciful
How you don't get sick
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13.08.2017
At the butcher shop
-Good morning butcher,
you look so arrogant
-Maybe because my eyes
are staring at you
-It's a lie or am I polite
like every butcher
-With what I got in front
you force me to be honest
-Give me a kilo of tri-tip beef
but not a very stiff one
-You won't feel it woman
you can be sure of that
-Of what I'm really sure
is that you well place it
-Everyone say it's stiff
but they all eat it
-I'd like to do milanesas
burn excess of flesh by the way
-How do you prefere them? Thick
or you want all the piece?
-Don't be so exaggerated
I can't put on all that
-You take it well placed
it has no fat nor bone.
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13.08.2017
Cuchi Cuchi
Cuchi Cuchi over here
Cuchi Cuchi over there
How are you cuchi cuchi going
I'm cuchi cuchá
I had a skinny dog
that barely walked
a female dog came around
and he had his chance
For what we have a navel
Enriqueta asked me
is to collect the fluff
the shirt lets loose
I like the beans
but I can't eat them
I have bellyaches
and I feel like falling to the floor
Four boyfriends loved her
Ernestina didn't marry
she had memories of everything
the greatest already walks
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13.08.2017
The little black bird
Since I was little
I have a little black bird
identical to my dad's
similar to my grandpa's
That thrush of my grandpa
my grandma used to say
'it sang everyday
now it no longer sings
sometimes in the summer
wants to tune a melody
but it silences already
because it doesn't have the voice'
Mrs Juana complained
about his husband Mr Tomas
because she says that to other cage
he takes the bird to sing
and when he brings it back
and she wants to listen it
she finds it very apathetic
and with lack of will.
With mine there are no issues
it likes to work
wherever they ask it
it always starts singing
if my girlfriend asks it
it sings with passion
and when I'm alone
I make it sing for me
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11.08.2017
Irresistible
What's still binding me to you
who's confused and who crazy
I'm searching for a little happiness with you
searching but in vain
What's holding me so tight tonight
be good or bad
don't say anything it'll get better
I hear that already for the hundredth time
Chorus
You're acting like you're irresistible
egocentric and crazy
you think the whole world
revolves around you
Listen to what I'm telling you
my patience is coming to an end
memory of the entire night
all will disappear because of you
You're acting like you're irresistible
egocentric and crazy
you think the whole world
revolves around you
Listen to what I'm telling you
we're not a good couple anymore
deservedly alone you'll be
deleted from my heart
Turn on the light, darkness again
I'm the only one stumbling
with you dreams are not reality
I've slept for too long
Pedal to the metal, anywhere
I came back to myself
I'm no longer in a dilemma
I'm running away from that madness
Chorus 2x
You're acting like you're irresistible
egocentric and crazy
you think the whole world
revolves around you
Listen to what I'm telling you
my patience is coming to an end
memory of the entire night
all will disappear because of you
You're acting like you're irresistible
egocentric and crazy
you think the whole world
revolves around you
Listen to what I'm telling you
we're not a good couple anymore
deservedly alone you'll be
deleted from my heart