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Ten commandments (1984)

Just acting like an indecisive person
You can't do anything for yourself
You look too overprotected
Kindness is an excuse for weakness
I'll start a fire under you. Solve your problems!
Until you change your soft way of living
These are my limits. Boys irritate me.
 
You immediately talk about love
But you don't fix anything with that
Everytime I go easy on you
You have the bad habit of taking advantage
Just being tender is not enough
All the boys now feel like crying
They behave spoiled. Stop, it's not a joke.
 
I'm clear and serious in these circumstances
I'm frustrated to the limit
Hopeless people makes me sad
I hope you have a method if you love me
If not, say goodbye. It's not a joke.
I'll start a fire under you. Solve your problems!
Surely if you change your soft way of living
I'd like you. Boys irritate me.
 

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I won't say

I won't say, I won't say
To you my love
I won't say, I won't say
The problem of my love
I won't say, I won't say
Tears of my eyes
I won't say, I won't say
To you my elegy
 
You tricked me
You broke me
Because of that trouble
I do not forgive you
 
I won't say, I won't say
My eyes, I love you
I won't say, I won't say
Why am I speechless
I won't say, I won't say
I am so melted because of you
Your name is not
 
You tricked me
You broke me
Because of that trouble
I do not forgive you
 

The little wolf's lullaby

Sleep, little one, and don't cry anymore: you'll be safe
 
You'll fall asleep in my arms: dream and then you'll wake up
 
You, my little one, keep on sleeping: with me you'll be happy
 
You, little star, will one day grow up
 
On my heart you'll wake up
 
You, my little one, keep on sleeping: with me you'll be (a) light
 

Our Secret

First Verse:
You're not like the rest,
And apart from you I need no one else.
You're not like the rest,
And outwards my soul breaks.
 
For you, I live,
And from the sky I beseech the weather.
You are my only,
For you I'm in fire, in water.
 
Someone, from something, wants to stop us.
No matter what, I'm not giving you up.
 
Chorus:
Our little secret breathes beneath your heart
In you, and I am afraid to lose.
Our little happiness, which I want forever,
All that I have to give.
 
Second Verse:
I cannot sleep, if you aren't with me,
I cannot sleep without your very gaze.
Whatever may be said, every word means something.
It's impossible, but I can't love otherwise.
 
Someone, from something, wants to stop us.
No matter what, I'm not giving you up.
 
Chorus:
Our little secret breathes beneath your heart
In you, and I am afraid to lose.
Our little happiness, which I want forever,
All that I have to give.
 
Someone, from something, wants to stop us.
No matter what, I'm not giving you up.
 
Chorus:
Our little secret breathes beneath your heart
In you, and I am afraid to lose.
Our little happiness, which I want forever,
All that I have to give.
[x2]
 
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Remember Me (Don't Forget Me)

Don't forget!
We'll have to say goodbye
Don't forget!
Always keep me in your heart,
Even if I were far away,
You'd have me by your side,
I'll sing this song for you,
Whenever I'm away*,
 
Don't forget!
The destination calls.
Don't forget!
When you hear the sound of my guitar,
Understand then that I'm close by.
Until you're back in my arms,
Don't forget!
 

Girl Don't Be Discouraging

She's strong, her grace is divine
This is not luck, her Father made her blessed
And she shines, great girl
She can just didn't know, she just didn't know
 
If she suffers, she writes poetry
Neckline for what? If she has sympathy
She is not even noble, and the king calls her daughter
She wins by stubbornness
 
Who gave you all this boldness?
Who stirs up such joy in her?
It's not the prince of the lame horse
It was that King of the White Horse
This is the secret of this girl.
 
Not everyone will love you
Not everyone will appreciate you
Yet you have everything
Go and conquer your world
 
So girl, don't be discouraging
Close your eyes and you will find
The strength you need to achieve
The sky on you will bet
If you fall, get up and walk.
You're beautiful and have company.
You're strong, you just didn't know
 
Don't be discouraging
Don't be discouraging
Don't be discouraging
Don't be discouraging
 
When they decide to believe
They are strong and know how to dream.
Imperfect princesses made of royalty
That in their stories chose to fight
 

Peste lege

Daca poti , frate , ridica-te , ridica-te x3
Sa nu va omoare, băi?
Daca poti , frate , ridica-te , ridica-te x3
 
Sunt alta materie , in viata ma privesti
La tragediile fotografii , nu nu
Galerie , de emotii in poze cu copii mari
 
Sunt din nou in serie si permiti tuturor sa strige in isterie
Si permiti sa-mi faca drum?
Misterios , cu cine sunt aici?
Criterie in viata este condusa de altul
Imperiu , eu sunt regina , el este regele
El e aur , eu sunt argint , dulcele meu lucru mic , hop trop
Multe gandiri stupide , eu sunt hip-hop , dar nu sunt , fă!
 
Ia gazul , bea-mi sucul
Eu va conduc sa dansati chiar si fara cocaina
Matracuca , kalpazanka , picanta ca o mexicanca
 
Ia gazul , bea-mi sucul
Eu va conduc sa dansati chiar si fara cocaina
Matracuca , kalpazanka , sunt peste lege in aceasta tara
 
Vreau mult zgomot
Permit tuturor sa faca bum , bum , bum
Bum,bum,bum
Bum,bum,bum
 
Am intrat cu totul , cu duma ”ii ucidem direct” , trage-ti , nu nu
Cu multi respect , fara sa imprastiem tensiuni inutile
Nu m-ai inteles?
 
Sunt din nou in serie si permiti tuturor sa strige in isterie
Si permiti sa-mi faca drum?
Misterios , cu cine sunt aici?
Criterie in viata este condusa de altul
Imperiu , eu sunt regina , el este regele
El e aur , eu sunt argint , dulcele meu lucru mic , hop trop
Multe gandiri stupide , eu sunt hip-hop , dar nu sunt , fă!
 
Ia gazul , bea-mi sucul
Eu va conduc sa dansati chiar si fara cocaina
Matracuca , kalpazanka , picanta ca o mexicanca
 
Ia gazul , bea-mi sucul
Eu va conduc sa dansati chiar si fara cocaina
Matracuca , kalpazanka , sunt peste lege in aceasta tara
 
Vreau mult zgomot
Permit tuturor sa faca bum , bum , bum
Bum,bum,bum
Bum,bum,bum
 
Ma vrei numai pe mine , mine
Fugi iute spre mine , mine
Ma vrei si esti fascinat
Te uiti la mine , mine
Ma cauti , cauti
 
Fugi , stai , incerci sa treci
Mori ca un prost de Anul Nou
Impingeti-i , nu imi place sa astept
Foarte des dansam in mahala
 
Ia gazul , bea-mi sucul
Eu va conduc sa dansati chiar si fara cocaina
Matracuca , kalpazanka , picanta ca o mexicanca
 
Ia gazul , bea-mi sucul
Eu va conduc sa dansati chiar si fara cocaina
Matracuca , kalpazanka , sunt peste lege in aceasta tara
 
Vreau mult zgomot
Permit tuturor sa faca bum , bum , bum
Bum,bum,bum
Bum,bum,bum
 
Daca poti , frate , ridica-te , ridica-te x3
Sa nu va omoare, băi?
 

Above the law

If you can, bro, lift me up, lift me up (x3)
Do they weigh on you?
If you can, bro, lift me up, lift me up (x3)
 
I'm a different kind of matter, in real life, you are looking at
my photos - tragedy, no, no
Gallery from emotions into images with the big candy
 
I'm on a streak again and let them all scream in hysteria
And let them make way for me
Mystery, with whom am I here?
Criteria in life are lead by another one
Imperia, I'm the queen, he is the king
He is gold, I am a bling, my sweet little thing, bang-bang
A lot of suckers think that I am hip-hop but I'm not, boys
 
Turn the electricity off, drink my juice
I make them dance even without cocaine
Hooligan, mischief, spicy like a Mexican
 
Turn the electricity off, drink my juice
I make them dance even without cocaine
Hooligan, mischief, I am above the law in this country
 
I want a lot of noise
Let's all make boom, boom
boom, boom, boom
boom, boom, boom
 
I enter entirely, I kill them with a word, I shoot them down, no, no
Respect, without putting any excess tension
Don't you get me
 
I'm on a streak again and let them all scream in hysteria
And let them make way for me
Mystery, with whom am I here
Criteria in life lead to another one
Imperia, I'm the queen, he is the king
He is gold, I am a bling, my sweet little thing, bang-bang
A lot of suckers think that I am hip-hop but I'm not, boys
 
Turn the electricity off, drink my juice
I make them dance even without cocaine
Hooligan, mischief, spicy like a Mexican
 
Turn the electricity off, drink my juice
I make them dance even without cocaine
Hooligan, mischief, I am above the law in this country
 
I want a lot of noise
Let's all make boom, boom
boom, boom, boom
boom, boom, boom
 
All you want is me, me
You run your eye over me, me
You want me and you are captivated
You are looking at me, me
You are looking for me, me
 
Run, space, move so I can pass
I explode like the fireworks on New Year's
I push them, I don't like waiting
I often dance in the neighbourhood
 
Turn the electricity off, drink my juice
I make them dance even without cocaine
Hooligan, mischief, spicy like a Mexican
 
Turn the electricity off, drink my juice
I make them dance even without cocaine
Hooligan, mischief, I am above the law in this country
 
I want a lot of noise
Let's all make boom, boom
boom, boom, boom
boom, boom, boom
 
If you can, bro, lift me up, lift me up (x6)
Do they weigh on you?
 

Iubindu-te

Iubindu-te obosesc, mă golesc pe dinăuntrul. Ceva ce se aseamănă cu (să razi în timp ce plângi). Iubindu-te mă obosește. Îmi dă melancolie. Ce poți sa faci, asta este viața. Este viața mea. Refren........ (Iubește-mă, Fă-o dulce un an, o luna, o oră, pentru totdeauna. Iubește-mă Fă-o dulce. Doar pentru o oră, pentru totdeauna.).......... Iubindu-te îmi consolează nopțile albe. Ceva ce umple vechile povesti de dragoste terminate. Iubindu-te mă consolează îmi dă bucurie. Ce poți să faci, asta este viața este viața mea. Refren..................................Iubindu-te asta este viața, mea
 

Father, we lift your name

Father, we lift your name, father, we praise your glorious love
 
you are our lord, and our praising hymn is to kneel before you
 
the birds chirp with your love, rocks sing your morning prayer loudly
 
thank you, praise you, hallelujah
 
we praise your name night and day, you are our lord, holy and righteous
 
we praise your name and glorify you, we kneel to you
 
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لك الحرية في استخدام ترجماتي كيفما شئت طالما وضعت الرابط لها

No no enough

No no enough
No no enough
 
Do you know, you was my belover
Do you know, as before
Do you know, you was my belover
Do you know, as before
 
Do you know, you was my
feeling and emotion
Since you lost me
Now your me and your my heart
Did not want you
Now your me and your my heart
Did not want you
 
No no enough
No no enough
No no enough
No no enough
 
Do you know, you was my eyes
My measureless dreaming
Do you know, you was my eyes
My measureless dreaming
 
Enough come on enough now
Leave me like me which I left you
Enough come on enough now
Leave me like me which I left you
 
Come on enough come on go
Come on leave me
Come on enough come on go
Come on leave me
 
No no enough
No no enough
No no enough
No no enough
 
Do you know, how much I worried you
Do you know, how much I addicted you
Do you know, how much I worried you
Do you know, how much I addicted you
And you however you was far of me
You had never came to me
 
Enough come on enough now
Leave me like me which I leave you
Come on enough come on go
Come on leave me
Come on enough come on go
Come on leave me
 
No no enough
No no enough
No no enough
No no enough
 

Probably

Probably tomorrow will be spring.
I know, the calendar will not deceive.
How much it will bring,
The one who understands it?
 
Not everyone can honestly love.
This gift endued not many.
A moment can stop all,
Leaving a faint trace on a way.
 
It's so hard to stay alive,
Trying to be standing in this crowding.
Probably become someone else,
There's no chance in this life way.
 

2 crazy people

Two crazy people, two crazy people
Two crazy people, two crazy people oh ooh
Two crazy people, two crazy people oh ooh
Two crazy people, two crazy people
 
1ˢᵗ verse:
I don't know if you know but you're my craziness1
Na na na, na na na, na na na na
I feel so good when you're around me
C'mon, come to me, c'mon, come here
 
Bridge:
You, you and I in this big world
Let's love each other under the sun
 
Chorus:
Give me love, give me happiness
My heart is beating 'pa ram pam pam'
Just me and you, baby, just you and I
2 crazy people and some love (eh eh)
 
Give me love, give me happiness
My heart is beating 'pa ram pam pam'
Just me and you, baby, just you and I
2 crazy people and some love (eh eh)
 
Two crazy people, two crazy people oh ooh
Two crazy people, two crazy people oh ooh
Two crazy people, two crazy people
 
2ⁿᵈ verse:
When I look in your eyes I see my half,
Na na na, na na na, na na na na
There's so much craziness in my heart,
I'd go with you on Nibiru2 if I could
 
Bridge:
You, you and I in this big world
Let's love each other under the sun
 
Chorus:
Give me love, give me happiness
My heart is beating 'pa ram pam pam'
Just me and you, baby, just you and I
2 crazy people and some love (eh eh)
 
Give me love, give me happiness
My heart is beating 'pa ram pam pam'
Just me and you, baby, just you and I
2 crazy people and some love (eh eh)
 
Two crazy people, two crazy people
Two crazy people, two crazy people
 
Juju's verse:
I'm looking at you, I'm asking myself what happens with me
When I'm watching you sleeping next to me
We're already have together an year and a couple of days
But I feel you like I did on the first date
C'mon, shout it out, our love is gigantic
Let it be heard even far away, we don't need any change
We're going to the sea 'cause we like to go far away
2 crazy people and some love, a star, a moon and a sun
 
Chorus:
Give me love, give me happiness
My heart is beating 'pa ram pam pam'
Just me and you, baby, just you and I
2 crazy people and some love (eh eh)
 
Give me love, give me happiness
My heart is beating 'pa ram pam pam'
Just me and you, baby, just you and I
2 crazy people and some love (eh eh)
 
Two crazy people, two crazy people oh ooh
Two crazy people, two crazy people oh ooh
 

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• 2. ²

Aer

Versions: #2
Ştii, aşa se nasc
Poveştile pe care aş vrea
Să le am în toate visele mele
Şi le voi povesti
Pentru a zbura într-un paradis pe care nu-l am.
 
Şi nu e uşor să rămân
Fără zâne de prins
Şi nu e uşor să mă joc
Dacă tu lipseşti.
 
Aer, cât de plăcut e aerul,
Să evadez din viaţa mea,
Aer, respiră-mi tăcerea,
Nu-mi spune adio,
Ci înalţă-mi lumea.
 
Da, poartă-mă cu tine
Printre misterele îngerilor
Şi surâsurile demonilor
Şi am să le transform
În fărâmiţe de lumină blândă.
 
Şi voi reuşi mereu să fug
Printre culori de descoperit
Şi voi reuşi încă o dată
Să simt muzica.
 
Aer, cât de plăcut e aerul
Să evadez din viaţa mea,
Aer, respiră-mi tăcerea.
Nu-mi spune adio,
Ci înalţă-mi lumea.
 
Aer, îmbrăţişează-mă, voi zbura,
Voi zbura,voi zbura,voi zbura,voi zbura,voi zbura...
 
Aer, mă voi întoarce în aerul
Care mă poartă pe o cale departe din viaţa mea,
Aer, mă voi lăsa purtată de aer.
 
Aer, cât de plăcut e aerul
Să evadez din viaţa mea,
Aer, îmbrăţişează-mă în aer.
 

In Spite Of Everything

1.
A sweet dream, a new day
It's so hard to wake up!
But someone has to be born again
Don't forget your iPhone
On Instagram - 'Louis Vuitton',
But someone has nowhere else to go
 
You hear behind you every time:
'You are not one of us!' -
It's painful and funny at the same time
Clear gaze, bright color
And to everything - one answer:
Just be yourself and by all means...
 
Refrain:
In spite of everything keep smiling, keep smiling!
But don't believe in weightlessness.
And never give up! Stay
Always the same who you are
 
(Bridge) To the last
Be yourself and don't give up!
To the last
Be yourself and stay on!
 
2.
You should win every day,
Falling and getting up again,
Letting no shadow of doubts in your heart
A hurricane or a light breeze,
Up - like a bird or down - like a stone -
It's simple philosophy in life...
 

Ninna Nanna

Intro]
Nuba, nuba, nuba, vedo jnun
E la mia bolla che diventa igloo
E un occhio nero che diventa blu
E il dito medio che rimane su
 
[Verse 1]
Uoh uoh uoh, bella!
Sono uscito dalla melma
Da una stalla a una stella
Compro una villa alla mamma
E poi penserò all'Africa
Figlio di una bidella
Con papà in una cella
Non è per soldi, giuro, wallah
Io sono fuori: brexit
Fluttuo come un backflip
Non sono un politico, io non cerco consensi
Fuck ciò che pensi
Terzo occhio: Tensing
In giro come i gipsy
Turista in mezzo ai pezzi
Il fine giustifica i mezzi
C'ho stile anche sui mezzi
Ragazzi a pezzi tutti a pezzi
Torniamo a casa in carro-attrezzi
Il mio non è rap, è un raptus
A Milano mi senti dal bus
Sto sopra i tetti: 9atous
Vengo dal niente: cactus
Sto perdendo la rotta
E in più ho la bussola rotta
Ma grazie a Dio c'ho una casa
E un amico che mi ci porta
Non sai come ci rimango
Quando mi chiedi la foto
E non saluti manco
Rambo, Django
Vedo diamanti in questo fango
Buona, sa di mango
 
[Pre-Hook]
Io volevo giocare a basket
Sto sbuffando Casper
Spero non passino i Ghostbuster
Quanto mi manca il Blockbuster
 
[Hook] [x2]
Ninna nanna, ninna ninna oh
Uooh ooh
Questo flow a chi lo do?
Uooh ooh
Con i sogni dentro al biberon
Rollin' rollin' rollin', Rolling STO
 
[Verse 2]
Nemico pubblico: Jacques Mesrine
Non ascolto il tuo disco, tu blateri
Sotto il tavolo, in privè c'ho i capperi
Fumo alberi, occhi Japanese
Questo è il moon-walkin' dei gamberi
Se non fanno felicità dammeli
Anche gli UFO fra' cercano il grano
Coi cerchi nel grano: spaventapasseri
Mi fumo il tuo budget
Mi scopo sta scena, diffondo sta merda
Fra' è un blitz nelle case
Milano Cartage
Mama ueldek rajel
Prendimi il cuore in bagher
Fanculo le armi, viva spade laser
Sul delta del Gange
Zombie ballan valzer
 
[Bridge]
Vogliono conoscerti se fai successo
Ma poi quando finisce dimmi ch'è successo?
Io non lo so manco se volevo questo
Oh mio Dio Michael, sono troppo Jackson
 
[Pre-Hook]
Io volevo giocare a basket
Sto sbuffando Casper
Spero non passino Ghostbuster
Quanto mi manca il Blockbuster
 
[Hook] [x2]
Ninna nanna, ninna ninna oh
Uooh ooh
Questo flow a chi lo do?
Uooh ooh
Con i sogni dentro al biberon
Rollin' rollin' rollin', Rolling STO
 
[Outro]
Ninna, nanna (x4)
 

Born in the autumn

Born in the autumn
you may think she's a pessimist
But, actually
she lives her life with out bets.
When it's harder,
Everything is very fine.
If it rains,
what a wonderful weather.
 
Nothing is bad
Nothing is hard
She says all the time
The story, anyway
can't be written by you
you're just a poor actor!
 
Born in the autumn
of 1975
She's dancing funky
and it's all so cool!
 
She doesn't want
to become something
Not even
to be a star!...
 
Nothing is bad
Nothing is hard
She says all the time
The story, anyway
can't be written by you
you're just a poor actor!
 
Nothing is bad, hard
She says all the time
The story, anyway
can't be written by you
you're just a poor actor!
 
Nothing is bad
Nothing is hard
She says all the time
 

Tears are not for adornment

I've never been in tears
At the corner in the dark
I was pushed into a reckless car
That spun suddenly but not any scared
I saw red scarves streaming
Feeling a strange sensation
But I felt it was wrong to cry
 
I've never been in tears
In the middle of a cold night
I went through different people
Catching kisses and throwing them back
As new friends replaced old ones
My mind got littered with memories
But I felt it was wrong to cry
 
Tears are not for adornment
I'm telling you I love you
Tears are not like pearls
If only they were just beautiful
But they're all too saddening
 
I've never been in tears
I don't know what's true love
Whether before someone or alone
I've held back tears behind my eyes
But when I find a true lover
And my world starts to change
Somehow I feel I might really cry
Somehow I feel I might really cry
 
Tears are not for adornment
I'm telling you I love you
Tears are not like pearls
If only they were just beautiful
But they're all too saddening
 
Tears are not for adornment
If only they were just twinkling
Tears are not like diamonds
If only they just made you blue
But they're all too saddening
La la la...
 

Danger Zone

(1)
If I didn't say good-bye first
You'd never set me free from you
How cunning―you're one of those sly people
Every sigh you give makes me mesmerized
 
My fascination with you blinds my mind
If I go even farther I'm not sure what'll happen
 
I wanna turn back but can't―feeling divided
Ambivalence means falling hard―danger zone ahead
I wish this was just a fling with a way out
You might tell me to find somebody else to love
But that's a tall order, I'd say
 
(2)
You've worn a clouded face for some reason
Now I can make sense of it
You must be thinking, 'It's about time,'
Since your side face looks different
 
Puzzled by your inscrutable smile
I turned around on my way home in the twilight
 
I wish for an ordinary lover―my heart divided
I can't love anyone but you―however dangerous
While being kissed I think deep in my heart
Are you gonna make me say good-bye first?
But that's a tall order, I'd say
 

Nani nani I

Nani nani, nani nani
Comoara mica a tatalui tau
Ca peste putin vei vedea vine mama
Si papica ea iti va face.
Daca adormi repede repede
Maine te voi duce
Sa vezi circul de cai
Parcul de jocuri si pinguinii la gradina zoologica.
Dormi bine, dormi uscata
Ca taticutul nu se grabeste.
Dar a trecut deja jumatate de ora
Si fetita mea nu doarme inca.
Dar a trecut deja jumatate de ora
Si fetita mea nu doarme inca.
(Mortii matii!)
Nani nani, nani nani
Au trecut doua ore de cand a iesit mama
Acum cind vine tata ii taie beregata
Si-i rupe picioarele in jumatate.
Dar tu dormi repede repede
Altfel nu mergi la zoo
Si iti vand leaganul lui unchiu Ernest
Si tu te-ntorci sa dormi in sertarul noptierei.
Dormi bine, hai dormi uscata, nu
Cand plangi uh cat esti de urata.
Vino repede somnolenta
Ca imi cam pierd rabdarea.
Vino repede somnolenta
Ca imi cam pierd rabdarea.
( acum sa dormi, auzi, acum sa dormi)
Nani nani, nani nani
Plangacioasa umflata a lui tata
Acu iti infing astea doua degete in gat
Nu mai pot, termina de urlat.
Ti-e sete? Ti-e foame?
Ti-am dat Plasmon sa mananci.
Ti-am schimbat de tri ori scutecul
Si tot de trei ori te-ai pisat.
Dar ce napasta te-a cuprins
Tu cu mamata ai dormit mereu
Si-n seara asta nu stiu de ce
Plangi ca sa ma prinzi de nas pe mine.
Nani nani, nani nani
Mica trompeta resuflata a lui mamata
Pe unde mortii masii sta?
Vrei apa? Vrei suzeta?
De ragait ai ragait
Incerc sa te pun cu burta-n jos
Spune-mi tu ce boala sa-ti fac.
Sunt doua ore ca stam pe intuneric
Acum te dau cu capul de pereti
Si te trantesc pana cand va veni
Acea curva de mamata.
Si te trantesc pana cand va veni
Acea curva de mamata.
 

Nani nani 2

'Dragoste? M-am intors!
Nu-ti spun ce seara! Piata Dante era blocata!
Am ramas blocata in trafic mai mult de o ora!
Dar in fine, cum a fost? Ai schimbat fetita?
I-ai dat biberonul? Raspunde-mi iubitel '
Iubitel ! Fir-ai sa fii de curva batrana!
Dragoste... te-ai intors!
te asteptam cu bratele deschise, vino sub patura!
Da, dar, inchide usa ca daca vorbesc tare nu ma controlez deloc!
Si sa stii ca daca se trezeste din nou fiica noastra
cobor in halat si n-ai decat, plangi de una singura!
 
'Asta este! Esti nervos! nu vorbim in seara asta, noapte buna! '
Asa deci? tu acum crezi ca te culci? Dar , in mortii tai, trebuie sa ma asculti!
Abia astept ca din nou sa ma lasi cu copila!
si te fac sa mergi in carucior!
Altfel draga sotie cand iesi, pe cea mica sa o duci la wc-ul de sora-ta!
care telefoneaza doar de sarbatori! De Pasti, Anul Nou si Sfanta Maria!
Si se aseaza langa noi pentru ca a inteles ca cine plateste este cacatul de barbata-tu!
 
Asta este ne certam,
pe motivul fetitei scoti afara incet incet ceea ce nu poti sa digeri!
Dar daca nu vrei sa fii tata, n-ai decat, se schimba lucrurile!
ma intorc la mama si nu mai vorbim deloc! '
 
Eu nu vreau s-o fac pe-a tatal, asa ai inteles?
cand eu in seara asta ma simt epuizat!
Acest monstru de sugelapte, perfida asta, nu m-a lasat in pace nici un minut!
Am stat mai mult de trei ore cu ea in brate
si daca-ai sti ce ma dor mainile!
i-am cantat nani nani, i-am dat biberonul, i-am schimbat scutecul!
da fiica-ta fir-ar sa fie a plans toata seara
infasata asta mica nu ma lasat nici macar sa merg sa ma pis!
In timp ce tu mergeai la plimbare mie mi-a facut viata amara!
Am pus-o in landou ca sa ma uit la televizor
ca-n seara asta era cupa campionilor!
Asa de tare urla incat comentatorul Giampiero Galeazzo prin microfon mi-a spus:
Copila asta te innebuneste! fa-i o siringa de bromura!
pune-i tata in gura la creatura asta! '
I-am raspuns Draga Galeazzo
eu sunt tatal, ce sa-i pun ... (o cazzo )
 

Cantec de leagan al copilei.

Draga taticule draga tata
Am doar un an si nu stiu sa vorbesc
Dar daca intelegi ceea ce gandesc
Ti-ai da seama ca esti un pic tampit.
Normal ca nu plang fara motiv
Sunt micuta si-ti dau bataie de cap
Dar unicul mod de a comunica
E doar plansul si cate un semnal:
daca imi bag degetelul in gura
inseamna ca-mi iese un alt dinte
si daca vreodata ma vezi ca scuip
mi-ai dat din greseala biscuitul cainelui!
Dar cine ti-a cerut acest nani-nani
Cu acea voce de trombon stricat
Daca vrei sa dorm da-mi un drog
Cine a avut a avut, cine a dat a dat.
Draga taticule, draga tata
Am doar un an si nu stiu sa vorbesc
Dar nu e nevoie de o tiganca sa ghiceasca
Ca esti nervos din cauza mamei.
(si acum iti explic tata)
Cand mama merge la coafor
Sau intarzie la supermarket
Iti trec prin minte o mie de ganduri
Si te simti incornorat si batut!
Apoi noapte incepe dansul
Ca se clatina leaganul si camera
Tu care strigi: 'te prind! Te prind!'
Si mama care suspina:' Acum vin!'
Eu as vrea sa stiu unde plecati
Tu si cu mama nici macar in pijama
Si mie imi e teama ca apoi ma lasati
Cu bunica ce seamana c-o vrajitoare!
Draga taticule, draga tata
M-am plictisit pleaca la culcare
Ca acum iti cant eu nani nani
Pana cand se intoarce curva di mama!
Nani nani nani- au
Pe-acest tata cui il dau
Ca de cand s-a insurat
A ramas dezocupat
Nu te vrea vrajitoarea
Nici macar pentru o saptamana
Sa nu mai vorbim de omul negru
Daca te tine un an intreg
Si de aceea blestem
Ca sa mi te ia un pic dinaintea mea
Nu este o alta solutie
Decat sa ma rog la toti sfintii.
Ma voi ruga la Sf, Augustin
Ca sa nu vezi treapta scarii
Cu ajutorul Sf. Pascal
sa cazi pe toate scarile!
Sfantul Luminii si Sf Intunericului
O mica fractura
Si va decide Sf. Gaston
Daca e tibia sau peroneul!
Ma voi ruga Sf. Constanta
Ca sa te ia ambulanta
Si apoi voi cere Sf. Donato
ca sa fii internat!
Ma voi ruga Sf. Lucia
Ca sa te puna pe lista
Si cu ajutorul Sf, Agneza
Sa ramai cateva luni ( si te iau dinaintea mea)!